Jokes

-What does a spoon say to a gelatine? Tremble, cowarly, tremble!!!
-What do the boys seem equal as a pizza? that you call them and you have them hot in ten minutes at the door of your house.
-What does a duck do with one leg? It falls down!!
-A man enters to a double deckel bus and the people say to him:"go up! because here there are no seats" the man goes up and comes down quickly again and the people ask him: "What's happening?" and he answers: "Do you think I'm silly? There is no bus driver up stairs".